It looks so easy its true…I mean you just put one foot in front of the other and roll. Just like walking. ...remember, you weren't born walking. You had to learn how and in the process you spent a considerable amount of time on your backside. ...
Learning to skate isn't quite as difficult. But to save your backside -- and a lot of other sensitive areas (like your ego) -- avoid these common mistakes of beginning inline skaters:
1) Wearing Skates That Don't Fit
So you are going to use Uncle Bob's size-12 skates on your first day out on inline skates? ... Forget about it! You wear a size eight. You'll be swimming in those monsters. You'll be so wobbly you'll have trouble standing, let alone skating. Aside from that, you'll develop blisters and spend most of your time on your backside. Do yourself a favor: Start with skates that fit!
2) Going Down Hill Without a Prayer
Going down hill is such fun! All you do is point your skates in the right direction and roll. Whee! ... Whee! ... Kaboom! ... Lots of beautiful skating relationships have been destroyed by rushing into hills too quickly. New skaters must practice staying away hill abstinence. Just say no — to hills!
3) Skating Without Protection
Don't even think about hitting the pavement without your protective gear. It will save you lots of skin and might even save your life.
4) Too Fast Skates
Big wheels, low-cut boots ... sure are sexy. But are you out of your mind!
5) Marathoning on Your First Day
Yeah, yeah. You're a champion. Right. I've heard the song. ... But don't think that you are going to skate 26 miles on your first day out. ... Unless of course, you like spending quality time with Mr. Pain!
6) Becoming an Unstoppable Object
You sure look pretty standing there in your shiny new skates. But once you start rolling, you're going to look like Gumby unless you know how to stop. ... Short-lived skaters roll to a stop. Long-lived skaters make their brakes squeal.